funnyordie:

8 Self-Help Books that Need to Exist
All the guidance you need is contained in these eight (non-existant) books.

THIS. LMMMAAAOOO

funnyordie:

8 Self-Help Books that Need to Exist

All the guidance you need is contained in these eight (non-existant) books.

THIS. LMMMAAAOOO

ori·en·tal

aatombomb:

3. often capitalized sometimes offensive : Asian

bwahahaha

Tags: asian oriental

(via mykicks)
this cracks me up. as an asian dude, feel free to do this behind my back if i’m EATING RICE OUT OF A BOWL WITH CHOPSTICKS, so long as you grab a photo BAHAHA. 

(via mykicks)

this cracks me up. as an asian dude, feel free to do this behind my back if i’m EATING RICE OUT OF A BOWL WITH CHOPSTICKS, so long as you grab a photo BAHAHA. 

Tags: asian funny

"Every time there’s a crowd of asian tourists, I look through them, half hoping to see you among them."

— Missy @ dinner last night

Tags: asian joke funny

if you are asian…

do not become a nyc subway evangelist. nobody is going to take you seriously when you start yelling “haRReRujah”, “pLaise da RORD”, & “give gRoRy to his name”.

Tags: asian funny

sigh…these make me laugh so hard bahaha

Tags: asian